did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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