There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
its not stalking. its research.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Randomize
