Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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