It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize
