So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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