ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
