I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
