Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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