I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
this is an emotional support booty call
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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