butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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