operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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