what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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