Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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