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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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