Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
My day in three words: secret purse cake
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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