oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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