What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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