thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Randomize
