i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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