I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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