and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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