I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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