He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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