I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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