Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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