her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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