my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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