Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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