Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
vagina is talking i cant
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
My ass is underappreciated
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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