It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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