i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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