she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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