there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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