I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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