covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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