do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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