very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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