I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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