he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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