Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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