Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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