bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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