I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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