Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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