i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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