Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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