the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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