My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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