He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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