You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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