I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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