Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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