Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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