I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Randomize
