I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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